Some of the New York State’s laws!
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. (And how does Paris Hilton survive NY?)
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WHY?)
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (all this might lead to depression…both mental and economical!)
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (and what if the culprit has run away….to HELL)
- New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. (That’s why the divorce lawyers are so rich!)
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (Not even if the pocket is stain proof?)
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (Half the movies and ALL AXA ads promote illegal behaviour!)
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm. (what if someone is in love, and has lost clue of time!)
- (Carmel) A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (Ad SPJ should be made the fashion police head for this state)
- (Carmel) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Ad thus SPJ will be fired!)
