WHile in TEXAS, do as the Texans do, becaus eyou could get arrested for misbehaviour like…

• Selling one’s eye.
• Taking more than three sips of beer while standing!
• Owning more than six dildos.
• Shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. 
• Milking someone else’s cow! Wow!
• (In Austin) carrying a wire cutter in your pocket!
• (In Clarendon) dusting a public building with a feather duster.

Cheers!