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May 18, 2009 at 12:49 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Comics, Culture, Porn Star, Travel, Uncategorized
One wouldn’t expect CHINA to lack sex ed….especially with the amount of sex they must be having to garner the population they have!
But the government believes otherwise.
Thus they have spruced up a theme park in south city Chongquing, where people can take visual lessons from the statuettes and other games availible. I wonder if porn is a part of the library!
This is inspired from South Korea’s Theme Sex Park in Jeju. So is this a game of we want to have it all?!?!
Also, the Chinese government is offering sex ed on the plate. The city of Shenzhen houses the Sex Cafe, where along with coffee, you can sip on some sex advice, free condoms and even sexual counseling!
The actual park in China
I have no clue where the Chinese population is heading! I guess they are looking for bigger numbers here as well!
The Sex Park in South Korea
April 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Fashion, Travel
Some of the New York State’s laws!
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. (And how does Paris Hilton survive NY?)
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WHY?)
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (all this might lead to depression…both mental and economical!)
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (and what if the culprit has run away….to HELL)
- New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. (That’s why the divorce lawyers are so rich!)
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (Not even if the pocket is stain proof?)
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (Half the movies and ALL AXA ads promote illegal behaviour!)
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm. (what if someone is in love, and has lost clue of time!)
- (Carmel) A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (Ad SPJ should be made the fashion police head for this state)
- (Carmel) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Ad thus SPJ will be fired!)
April 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Travel
WHile in TEXAS, do as the Texans do, becaus eyou could get arrested for misbehaviour like…
- Selling one’s eye.
- Taking more than three sips of beer while standing!
- Owning more than six dildos.
- Shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- Milking someone else’s cow! Wow!
- (In Austin) carrying a wire cutter in your pocket!
- (In Clarendon) dusting a public building with a feather duster.
Cheers!
March 31, 2009 at 11:39 am · Filed under Cab Diaries, Travel
It was almost 11:30 at night, outside a very semi sleepy railway station in Nerul. I got off one station early just be safe and get a rickshaw ride home. A confident mirth started trailing me as I saw a huge trail of available rickshaws to me home, sweet home! I found me night rider!
Confined by my habitually ugly mannerisms, I start to this guy, at 11:30 pm on a lonely, barren and sort of eerie road home. I ask him where is he from, and to my shock and surprise he was not my home-land brotherin- he was a Marathi manus!
He spoke pretty well, and must have been a killer because he almost gave me a heart attack with his sudden spurts of well constructed sentences of English! I was beginning to construct my next cab diary entry!
It was short 10 minute ride. When he dropped me home, he very politely, slightly demurely requested me to ask around if anyone needs an art teacher. I was very confused! Then he explained, saying he was an art teacher by the day and a rickky by the night!
Two timing I say!
March 31, 2009 at 11:10 am · Filed under Culture, Travel, do not want to see
I actually traveled to Jamshedpur from Mumbai by train, living an Indian Railways journey for more than 24 hours. I thought that was enough to apply for the Noble Prize; but held back on my maid’s persistence! (Actually she travels 3 days to reach Assam, and comes back every time! Alive! )
Well the most amusing part of the Indian Railways is the co-sufferers, popularly known as co-passengers. I met one who spoke more than Varun Gandhi, and was equally brash in his sense of humour! I have no clue of his name, age, and other bio data; but some things I learnt, without choices were: he was a hard core masculanist (for people like his, I can either use this word, or mofo bastards!), he thought BJP can change the face of this earth (he should accompany Varun Gandhi in the latter’s new home) and he believed that the Ram Sevak’s at Mangalore were right. Under ordinary circumstances, I would have fed him to the hungry dogs en-route! But I was well supported by an elderly man, who supported our women causes. An interesting conversation/ argument that made!
Another entertaining part of the railway journey in India is the concept of mobile kitchens. One can actually start a restaurant with the inventory available. I actually saw a family of 9, traveling with 3 births on them, and a stove, vegetables, grams, even flour to make chapattis! I guess they covered up for the lack of birthday by their mirth for food!
All in all, I thought I would need books to kill 32 hours of this journey, but co-sufferers sufficed!
