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June 24, 2009 at 11:43 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized, do not want to see
Well…there are some directors who should be in front of the camera…their charm, charisma and wit will make them interesting eye candy!
the master of wit!
Homi adajania- the bawa tawaaa
Rohan Sippy- the sip of fresh air!
Nagesh Kukunoor- He realized it early..and gave us the ROCK-FORD!
Farhan Akhtar- He realized it at some point..and gave us real candy!
Guy Ritchie..the quentessential guy!
Kabir Khan- he should be the King of the Khan League!
May 18, 2009 at 12:49 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Comics, Culture, Porn Star, Travel, Uncategorized
One wouldn’t expect CHINA to lack sex ed….especially with the amount of sex they must be having to garner the population they have!
But the government believes otherwise.
Thus they have spruced up a theme park in south city Chongquing, where people can take visual lessons from the statuettes and other games availible. I wonder if porn is a part of the library!
This is inspired from South Korea’s Theme Sex Park in Jeju. So is this a game of we want to have it all?!?!
Also, the Chinese government is offering sex ed on the plate. The city of Shenzhen houses the Sex Cafe, where along with coffee, you can sip on some sex advice, free condoms and even sexual counseling!
The actual park in China
I have no clue where the Chinese population is heading! I guess they are looking for bigger numbers here as well!
The Sex Park in South Korea
April 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Fashion, Travel
Some of the New York State’s laws!
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. (And how does Paris Hilton survive NY?)
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WHY?)
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (all this might lead to depression…both mental and economical!)
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (and what if the culprit has run away….to HELL)
- New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. (That’s why the divorce lawyers are so rich!)
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (Not even if the pocket is stain proof?)
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (Half the movies and ALL AXA ads promote illegal behaviour!)
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm. (what if someone is in love, and has lost clue of time!)
- (Carmel) A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (Ad SPJ should be made the fashion police head for this state)
- (Carmel) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Ad thus SPJ will be fired!)
April 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Travel
WHile in TEXAS, do as the Texans do, becaus eyou could get arrested for misbehaviour like…
- Selling one’s eye.
- Taking more than three sips of beer while standing!
- Owning more than six dildos.
- Shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- Milking someone else’s cow! Wow!
- (In Austin) carrying a wire cutter in your pocket!
- (In Clarendon) dusting a public building with a feather duster.
Cheers!
April 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Internet
I was surfing the internet for news, my everyday dose of newspapers, where i discovered a headline where Preity Zinta was quoted being very livid. I went onto check what was the issue and found her complaining about the quality of journalists today. (http://www.itimes.com/public_content.php?cid=84042&ref=toi_rn) She was particularly livid with the scourage a particular young lad had done through Mumbai Mirror. I empathise and realize the lack of research based journalism. I apologise for any mis-representaions on my part.
April 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
As Heard, a statue of Jade Goody will be erected near her childhood home, to honour the efforts of the cancer-stricken ’star’ and to encourage young women to be screened for cervical cancer.
I have my doubts here. Firstly, she’s not the first woman struck with cancer. Secondly, she wasn’t even a national loss to cancer to be ‘commemorated!’ And lastly, how on earth will her statue encourage women to get themselves checked? They may retaliate and never watch reality television!
March 30, 2009 at 12:55 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Hollywood, Music, Porn Star
Just some amusing news…
The pussycat babes are opening for Briteny Spears in her concert!
wow!
The highest concentration
March 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized
I was just surfing the internet for some scoops to twine my writing around, and I was surprized at the truth in the marketing funda “SEX SELLS”. I, being a prude, am not very fond of sexual conversations; but still clicked on almost every story even offering a peek into the racy subject.
I looked up a lot of sites and some of the stories that got a click from me were:
• Ranbir Kapoor reveals his experience of losing his virginity at 15- no goss here; it was a magazine ad!
• Abhishek Bachchan wanted to sleep with Zeenat Aman- really… don’t tell me he didn’t for his dad!
• Pamela Anderson’s top slides down at the Paris Fashion Week- the news should be she was wearing something that could cover her boobs in the first place!
And then I came to write, and stoped reading random news stories.
On another note, Indian politics is rolling its carpets out as the elections approach. Politicians and existing MPs have already started campaigning, even before they were assured a ticket! Some faith they have in this Gandhian anarchy.
March 2, 2009 at 12:47 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood
I just saw Dilli 6 yesterday, and I’m now looking for a lawyer to help to sue Rakesh Omprakash Mehra for mental torture.
Firstly his innate advertiser came out. The movie was more of a MOTOROLA ad than three hours of confusion. And second, the lead actor should be ‘masakkali’, the dove, cause not many other act as such. But I don’t blame them; imagine them asking the director for directions and ROM saying, just act like you feel the pain every Indian is going through, or just follow the lovely dove for all you care!
Abhishek Bachchan is enjoying the double paychecks (MOTOROLA and ROMP), and Sonam Kapoor is just the one to add to the aesthetic value, and do the masakkali dance mainly for promos! (Not really, she wasn’t that bad actually!).
There is a whole sub story around this thing called the monkey man. I completely empathize with ROM’s emotion in mocking the mass behaviour, and their tendency to twist a tale to suit their call. But I also wish it was put forth more sensibly. The other plots laced around this cause were religious riotary, hooliganism and basic Indian errors that lead to the apology of today. The only itch here was that the basic plot and fabric of movie was lost. Most people were more involved in ‘that’ scene than trying to make the movie as a complete.
I guess this may have germinated from some slack in the screenplay. It looked like whiffs of great ides put together in a not so great way.
After Rang De Basanti, I still hold immense respect for Rakesh Omprakash Mehra, but he failed to deliver this time. I guess not his best day! My only fear now is, that the movie didn’t have a conclusive ending, and thus the fear of a DILLI 7 in his belly!
February 25, 2009 at 11:59 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Fashion, Sketch Pens
friday!
I, a woman, have always felt that going to office/college is a must do for ALL wome.
Basically, one of the most natural happy hormones for women is dressing up. And if followed by a cause, it adds to the detail.
One of the most confusing, caotic and amusing parts of my day is the morning, around 8, when i have to chose what i need ot wear to ofice. But the joy of poutting together a ensamble is unmatched. The condiment in this equation is the other 2 women in my department, who oftem theme a day, and we all follow it. It’s almost like our secret office party.
Little joys of she-land!
bar code
hippie day
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