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June 24, 2009 at 11:43 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized, do not want to see
Well…there are some directors who should be in front of the camera…their charm, charisma and wit will make them interesting eye candy!
the master of wit!
Homi adajania- the bawa tawaaa
Rohan Sippy- the sip of fresh air!
Nagesh Kukunoor- He realized it early..and gave us the ROCK-FORD!
Farhan Akhtar- He realized it at some point..and gave us real candy!
Guy Ritchie..the quentessential guy!
Kabir Khan- he should be the King of the Khan League!
May 18, 2009 at 12:49 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Comics, Culture, Porn Star, Travel, Uncategorized
One wouldn’t expect CHINA to lack sex ed….especially with the amount of sex they must be having to garner the population they have!
But the government believes otherwise.
Thus they have spruced up a theme park in south city Chongquing, where people can take visual lessons from the statuettes and other games availible. I wonder if porn is a part of the library!
This is inspired from South Korea’s Theme Sex Park in Jeju. So is this a game of we want to have it all?!?!
Also, the Chinese government is offering sex ed on the plate. The city of Shenzhen houses the Sex Cafe, where along with coffee, you can sip on some sex advice, free condoms and even sexual counseling!
The actual park in China
I have no clue where the Chinese population is heading! I guess they are looking for bigger numbers here as well!
The Sex Park in South Korea
April 6, 2009 at 1:34 am · Filed under Bollywood, Fashion, Indian Television, Internet, Porn Star
the benchmarks!
It took four and half hours to crown another Indian woman a Pantaloons Femina Miss India. (Well the title has changed from Femina Miss India to Ponds Femina Miss India to now Pantaloons Femina Miss India; I guess they sell more than just the name of the contest)
I watch this show for the sheer nostalgia and hope. I honestly love Aishwarya Rai, Sushmita Sen, Priyanka Chopra and Lara Dutta among a bunch of the older Miss Indias. These women were not even churned through the ‘training or polishing’ process and were still so god-dammit charming. They were inspired b y more than Mother Teresa and their mothers and wanted more than ‘world peace’. I miss those misses!
Well the show began with the gorgeous Malaika Arora being the beauteous her, and welcoming judges such as Deepika Padukone (Gorgeous hamesha!), Asin (pretty), Nandita Mahtani (for her style quotient), Sushmita Sen (a little over fed Miss Universe still!) and Ajay Devgan (why?). Then came the absolutely absurd preliminary round winners such as Gilli Miss Golden Heart, Jealous 21 Miss Sexy Legs (if I open a bar, that’ll be priority), Indiatimes Miss 58888 (is that how they define the perfect figure now-a-days?), Sony My Miss India and the best of the lot was Kohler Miss Bold (this should lead to a mental contradiction with the contestants- should be the desi demure girl or should be the hard ‘bold’ slutty mama?); and the rest were the old ‘Best Smile, Best Body yadayada!
I guess even the event organizers knew that these women were not hot enough to burn the TRP meter, so they got in a 3 lovely lads to spice things up. First a frosty Genelia D’souza swinging to the 80, a slightly not interested Kanga Renault trying to dance and the cherry was Priyanka Chopra with her desi girl bonfire! One of the other entertaining factors was Swapnil and Karan sprucing up some cheap but fun humour! I guess it was the male ooglers, thus passed the womanly ear! But what crash landed on our ears was the choice of music, with ‘I wanna make love to you’ being followed by ‘masakalli’ for the ramp stamps!
A friend of mine called just to vent, saying the posing was poise-less, walking wastes and answers (like Wichita saying she wanted to change her nose and God should work on Humans and world peace!) annoying!
Well through the rut came the not so gorgeous beauties- the winners:
ჱ Pantaloons Femina Miss India Earth- Shriya Kishore (wordy but not sturdy beauty!)
ჱ Pantaloons Femina Miss India World- Pooja Chopra (talented but the ‘bold’ kinda beauty)
ჱ Pantaloons Femina Miss India Universe- Ekta Chawdhary (sweet but not salty enough!)
Well some more surprises were the announcement that the Pantaloons Femina Miss India World and Pantaloons Femina Miss India Universe have the same pedestal and stature. NEWS: for many years, they both have the same stature, no winning!
Hope these women meet an alchemist, and India meets another world beauty!
April 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
As Heard, a statue of Jade Goody will be erected near her childhood home, to honour the efforts of the cancer-stricken ’star’ and to encourage young women to be screened for cervical cancer.
I have my doubts here. Firstly, she’s not the first woman struck with cancer. Secondly, she wasn’t even a national loss to cancer to be ‘commemorated!’ And lastly, how on earth will her statue encourage women to get themselves checked? They may retaliate and never watch reality television!
March 30, 2009 at 12:55 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Hollywood, Music, Porn Star
Just some amusing news…
The pussycat babes are opening for Briteny Spears in her concert!
wow!
The highest concentration
March 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized
I was just surfing the internet for some scoops to twine my writing around, and I was surprized at the truth in the marketing funda “SEX SELLS”. I, being a prude, am not very fond of sexual conversations; but still clicked on almost every story even offering a peek into the racy subject.
I looked up a lot of sites and some of the stories that got a click from me were:
• Ranbir Kapoor reveals his experience of losing his virginity at 15- no goss here; it was a magazine ad!
• Abhishek Bachchan wanted to sleep with Zeenat Aman- really… don’t tell me he didn’t for his dad!
• Pamela Anderson’s top slides down at the Paris Fashion Week- the news should be she was wearing something that could cover her boobs in the first place!
And then I came to write, and stoped reading random news stories.
On another note, Indian politics is rolling its carpets out as the elections approach. Politicians and existing MPs have already started campaigning, even before they were assured a ticket! Some faith they have in this Gandhian anarchy.
February 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Fashion, Hollywood, Internet, Music, Porn Star, Shoes, do not want to see
why does the whole workshop have to be translated into a dress!
and now wait for the oscars!
February 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm · Filed under Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
Now the American reality queen, Paris Hilton, says she can find friendship but not love on TV. “I’ve been offered to do one of those dating shows and I don’t like that idea, I thought it would be much better to find a friend rather than a lover,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.
I wonder, if she’s looking for love, lust or just plain jane sex, and why after all exploring all the mediums with her bedded trysts she refrains the ordinary man of such entertainment!
February 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Fashion, Hollywood, Porn Star
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has confessed that she feels like a gay man.
The stunner said that she loves being in the company of homosexual men because she has “more in common” with them.
“I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out!” The Daily Star quoted Victoria, as telling the Italian Vanity Fair.
Now I wonder if this spurs from her company at home.
