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June 24, 2009 at 11:43 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized, do not want to see
Well…there are some directors who should be in front of the camera…their charm, charisma and wit will make them interesting eye candy!
the master of wit!
Homi adajania- the bawa tawaaa
Rohan Sippy- the sip of fresh air!
Nagesh Kukunoor- He realized it early..and gave us the ROCK-FORD!
Farhan Akhtar- He realized it at some point..and gave us real candy!
Guy Ritchie..the quentessential guy!
Kabir Khan- he should be the King of the Khan League!
April 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
As Heard, a statue of Jade Goody will be erected near her childhood home, to honour the efforts of the cancer-stricken ’star’ and to encourage young women to be screened for cervical cancer.
I have my doubts here. Firstly, she’s not the first woman struck with cancer. Secondly, she wasn’t even a national loss to cancer to be ‘commemorated!’ And lastly, how on earth will her statue encourage women to get themselves checked? They may retaliate and never watch reality television!
March 31, 2009 at 11:10 am · Filed under Culture, Travel, do not want to see
I actually traveled to Jamshedpur from Mumbai by train, living an Indian Railways journey for more than 24 hours. I thought that was enough to apply for the Noble Prize; but held back on my maid’s persistence! (Actually she travels 3 days to reach Assam, and comes back every time! Alive! )
Well the most amusing part of the Indian Railways is the co-sufferers, popularly known as co-passengers. I met one who spoke more than Varun Gandhi, and was equally brash in his sense of humour! I have no clue of his name, age, and other bio data; but some things I learnt, without choices were: he was a hard core masculanist (for people like his, I can either use this word, or mofo bastards!), he thought BJP can change the face of this earth (he should accompany Varun Gandhi in the latter’s new home) and he believed that the Ram Sevak’s at Mangalore were right. Under ordinary circumstances, I would have fed him to the hungry dogs en-route! But I was well supported by an elderly man, who supported our women causes. An interesting conversation/ argument that made!
Another entertaining part of the railway journey in India is the concept of mobile kitchens. One can actually start a restaurant with the inventory available. I actually saw a family of 9, traveling with 3 births on them, and a stove, vegetables, grams, even flour to make chapattis! I guess they covered up for the lack of birthday by their mirth for food!
All in all, I thought I would need books to kill 32 hours of this journey, but co-sufferers sufficed!
March 5, 2009 at 11:13 pm · Filed under Bollywood, Hollywood, do not want to see
I was very upset with the authority with which some nincompoops criticized SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, when even seven generations of their family couldn’t produce something half as magical.
I ask this question; why to film critiques believe we want their opinion on the garments and lighting and editing, when none of them have any clue of even the difference between online and offline editing! When some of the senior most journalists were lambasting about the stark show of poverty in the movie, I wish to ask, why on earth we consider Satyajeet Ray a legend, just because he did it black and white! And people who kept at trying to look for plausibly and logic breaks in the scripts, why do you go gaga over James Bond, cause really, if he can survive poison, cyanide, being beheaded and chased be half dead and deadly ogres, why can’t a young boy in India talk in English!
All I mean to say is that a critique’s job is to give you an objective view on some platforms that he/she has some expertise on. Imagine if Subhash K. Jha or Khalid Mohommad made a movie…actually don even imagine…you haven’t sinned enough yet!
February 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Fashion, Hollywood, Internet, Music, Porn Star, Shoes, do not want to see
why does the whole workshop have to be translated into a dress!
and now wait for the oscars!
February 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm · Filed under Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
Now the American reality queen, Paris Hilton, says she can find friendship but not love on TV. “I’ve been offered to do one of those dating shows and I don’t like that idea, I thought it would be much better to find a friend rather than a lover,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.
I wonder, if she’s looking for love, lust or just plain jane sex, and why after all exploring all the mediums with her bedded trysts she refrains the ordinary man of such entertainment!
February 9, 2009 at 8:50 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Hollywood, do not want to see
The Dev D rockstar, the new kid on the block and one of the few actors in Bollywood, is leaving the film-city for New York. Sigh! Sulk! Morn! And finally I weep!
Yes, Abhay Deol is heading to hit the education is the country already hit with broken dreams. He says, “Melting metal at 60,000 degrees Fahrenheit is very therapeutic. It’s as cathartic as living out the anguish of Dev D.”
Why, why, why is what most women would ask! The student of the Arts Students League of New York, responds, “I am here in New York to stay. It’s not as easy as it sounds; it was a hard decision to take. Traveling back and forth will take a lot of time and money. But I needed to get away. Acting is my primary passion. But there’s so much more to do in life. In Mumbai I was getting caught in a rut.”
But these bitter tears can be condoled by the scanty line up of projects he still has in Mumbai, which will promise at least some visits to India, even though they’ll be rare and erratic!
January 29, 2009 at 1:11 am · Filed under Bollywood, Culture, do not want to see
Brihan Mumbai Corporation is dabbling with the cineworld and refuses to hit the big screens with nothing less than an item number clad romantic power-packed socially educating M.O.V.I.E. . Their project MUMBAI CHAKACKAK, a movie to promote cleanliness in the city, has been delayted due to the need of an exciting climax and the temperature soaring itsy bitsy dancy number. I guess the BMC has their priorities in place- interlacing entertainment with social education! waah!
May be Ram Gopal Verma can join them and add some more fire (aag!) to their story!
January 19, 2009 at 10:47 pm · Filed under Cab Diaries, do not want to see
Katrina Kaif is climbing the box office charts, but she’s working on the ‘biatch’ meter as well. She beat Kareena Kapoor at the tantrum throwing contest, where she faught Priyanka Chopra for the finale spot at a stage show. And gracious Piggy Chops gave way, saying she’s too big for these trivial issues. I guess spot won but respect lost.
On the other hand we have Esha Deol, who fought with Vatsal Seth <another one of those struggling actors> about whose school was better. 
Immaturity or pride- lead to same thing!
