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July 6, 2010 at 10:52 pm · Filed under Culture, Internet, Sketch Pens, art
Damien Hirst, probably the most successful contemporary artist wants to touch the common man with his work.
Thus, he is selling a simple piece of sketchie art everyday, for 365 days, through his website, for almost nothing ( literally and not figuratively compared to the cheques he gets from Charles Saatchi!)

Go Damn!
http://hirstdamien.blogspot.com/
June 24, 2009 at 11:43 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized, do not want to see
Well…there are some directors who should be in front of the camera…their charm, charisma and wit will make them interesting eye candy!
the master of wit!
Homi adajania- the bawa tawaaa
Rohan Sippy- the sip of fresh air!
Nagesh Kukunoor- He realized it early..and gave us the ROCK-FORD!
Farhan Akhtar- He realized it at some point..and gave us real candy!
Guy Ritchie..the quentessential guy!
Kabir Khan- he should be the King of the Khan League!
May 18, 2009 at 12:49 am · Filed under Bar-Red, Comics, Culture, Porn Star, Travel, Uncategorized
One wouldn’t expect CHINA to lack sex ed….especially with the amount of sex they must be having to garner the population they have!
But the government believes otherwise.
Thus they have spruced up a theme park in south city Chongquing, where people can take visual lessons from the statuettes and other games availible. I wonder if porn is a part of the library!
This is inspired from South Korea’s Theme Sex Park in Jeju. So is this a game of we want to have it all?!?!
Also, the Chinese government is offering sex ed on the plate. The city of Shenzhen houses the Sex Cafe, where along with coffee, you can sip on some sex advice, free condoms and even sexual counseling!

The actual park in China
I have no clue where the Chinese population is heading! I guess they are looking for bigger numbers here as well!

The Sex Park in South Korea
April 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Fashion, Travel
Some of the New York State’s laws!
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing. (And how does Paris Hilton survive NY?)
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (WHY?)
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (all this might lead to depression…both mental and economical!)
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (and what if the culprit has run away….to HELL)
- New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. (That’s why the divorce lawyers are so rich!)
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (Not even if the pocket is stain proof?)
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (Half the movies and ALL AXA ads promote illegal behaviour!)
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm. (what if someone is in love, and has lost clue of time!)
- (Carmel) A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. (Ad SPJ should be made the fashion police head for this state)
- (Carmel) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Ad thus SPJ will be fired!)

April 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Travel
WHile in TEXAS, do as the Texans do, becaus eyou could get arrested for misbehaviour like…
- Selling one’s eye.
- Taking more than three sips of beer while standing!
- Owning more than six dildos.
- Shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- Milking someone else’s cow! Wow!
- (In Austin) carrying a wire cutter in your pocket!
- (In Clarendon) dusting a public building with a feather duster.
Cheers!

April 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, do not want to see
As Heard, a statue of Jade Goody will be erected near her childhood home, to honour the efforts of the cancer-stricken ’star’ and to encourage young women to be screened for cervical cancer.
I have my doubts here. Firstly, she’s not the first woman struck with cancer. Secondly, she wasn’t even a national loss to cancer to be ‘commemorated!’ And lastly, how on earth will her statue encourage women to get themselves checked? They may retaliate and never watch reality television!
March 31, 2009 at 11:10 am · Filed under Culture, Travel, do not want to see

I actually traveled to Jamshedpur from Mumbai by train, living an Indian Railways journey for more than 24 hours. I thought that was enough to apply for the Noble Prize; but held back on my maid’s persistence! (Actually she travels 3 days to reach Assam, and comes back every time! Alive! )
Well the most amusing part of the Indian Railways is the co-sufferers, popularly known as co-passengers. I met one who spoke more than Varun Gandhi, and was equally brash in his sense of humour! I have no clue of his name, age, and other bio data; but some things I learnt, without choices were: he was a hard core masculanist (for people like his, I can either use this word, or mofo bastards!), he thought BJP can change the face of this earth (he should accompany Varun Gandhi in the latter’s new home) and he believed that the Ram Sevak’s at Mangalore were right. Under ordinary circumstances, I would have fed him to the hungry dogs en-route! But I was well supported by an elderly man, who supported our women causes. An interesting conversation/ argument that made!
Another entertaining part of the railway journey in India is the concept of mobile kitchens. One can actually start a restaurant with the inventory available. I actually saw a family of 9, traveling with 3 births on them, and a stove, vegetables, grams, even flour to make chapattis! I guess they covered up for the lack of birthday by their mirth for food!
All in all, I thought I would need books to kill 32 hours of this journey, but co-sufferers sufficed!
March 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm · Filed under Bar-Red, Bollywood, Culture, Hollywood, Internet, Porn Star, Uncategorized
I was just surfing the internet for some scoops to twine my writing around, and I was surprized at the truth in the marketing funda “SEX SELLS”. I, being a prude, am not very fond of sexual conversations; but still clicked on almost every story even offering a peek into the racy subject.
I looked up a lot of sites and some of the stories that got a click from me were:
• Ranbir Kapoor reveals his experience of losing his virginity at 15- no goss here; it was a magazine ad!
• Abhishek Bachchan wanted to sleep with Zeenat Aman- really… don’t tell me he didn’t for his dad!
• Pamela Anderson’s top slides down at the Paris Fashion Week- the news should be she was wearing something that could cover her boobs in the first place!
And then I came to write, and stoped reading random news stories.
On another note, Indian politics is rolling its carpets out as the elections approach. Politicians and existing MPs have already started campaigning, even before they were assured a ticket! Some faith they have in this Gandhian anarchy.
January 29, 2009 at 1:11 am · Filed under Bollywood, Culture, do not want to see
Brihan Mumbai Corporation is dabbling with the cineworld and refuses to hit the big screens with nothing less than an item number clad romantic power-packed socially educating M.O.V.I.E. . Their project MUMBAI CHAKACKAK, a movie to promote cleanliness in the city, has been delayted due to the need of an exciting climax and the temperature soaring itsy bitsy dancy number. I guess the BMC has their priorities in place- interlacing entertainment with social education! waah!
May be Ram Gopal Verma can join them and add some more fire (aag!) to their story!
