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Some HOTNESS Directors who should be superMoDels!

Well…there are some directors who should be in front of the camera…their charm, charisma and wit will make them interesting eye candy!

woody allen the master of wit!

homi adajania Homi adajania- the bawa tawaaa

rohan-sippy Rohan Sippy- the sip of fresh air!

nagesh-kukunoor Nagesh Kukunoor- He realized it early..and gave us the ROCK-FORD!

farhan-akhtar Farhan Akhtar- He realized it at some point..and gave us real candy!

guy-ritchie Guy Ritchie..the quentessential guy!

kabir-khan Kabir Khan- he should be the King of the Khan League!

Gizzle burns Vanity Fair!

The Millennium’s hottest supermodel, and mum, Gisele Bundchen bares all for Vanity Fair, to add to the hotness. The rockstar of a model shows and glows in her skin. This can add to the already burning summers and actually be fetal! 

Haha…

But this is one collector’s edition for all fashion fans!

Jade Goody’s goody too shoes eh?

As Heard, a statue of Jade Goody will be erected near her childhood home,  to honour the efforts of the cancer-stricken ’star’ and to encourage young women to be screened for cervical cancer.

I have my doubts here. Firstly, she’s not the first woman struck with cancer. Secondly, she wasn’t even a national loss to cancer to be ‘commemorated!’ And lastly, how on earth will her statue encourage women to get themselves checked?  They may retaliate and never watch reality television!

Blonding up the Blondie!

Just some amusing news…

The pussycat babes are opening for Briteny Spears in her concert!

wow!

The highest concentration

SELLING

I was just surfing the internet for some scoops to twine my writing around, and I was surprized at the truth in the marketing funda “SEX SELLS”. I, being a prude, am not very fond of sexual conversations; but still clicked on almost every story even offering a peek into the racy subject. 

 

I looked up a lot of sites and some of the stories that got a click from me were:

Ranbir Kapoor reveals his experience of losing his virginity at 15- no goss here; it was a magazine ad!

Abhishek Bachchan wanted to sleep with Zeenat Aman- really… don’t tell me he didn’t for his dad!

Pamela Anderson’s top slides down at the Paris Fashion Week- the news should be she was wearing something that could cover her boobs in the first place!

And then I came to write, and stoped reading random news stories.

 

On another note, Indian politics is rolling its carpets out as the elections approach. Politicians and existing MPs have already started campaigning, even before they were assured a ticket! Some faith they have in this Gandhian anarchy.

Critiquing Critiques

I was very upset with the authority with which some nincompoops criticized SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, when even seven generations of their family couldn’t produce something half as magical.

I ask this question; why to film critiques believe we want their opinion on the garments and lighting and editing, when none of them have any clue of even the difference between online and offline editing! When some of the senior most journalists were lambasting about the stark show of poverty in the movie, I wish to ask, why on earth we consider Satyajeet Ray a legend, just because he did it black and white! And people who kept at trying to look for plausibly and logic breaks in the scripts, why do you go gaga over James Bond, cause really, if he can survive poison, cyanide, being beheaded and chased be half dead and deadly ogres, why can’t a young boy in India talk in English!

All I mean to say is that a critique’s job is to give you an objective view on some platforms that he/she has some expertise on. Imagine if Subhash K. Jha or Khalid Mohommad made a movie…actually don even imagine…you haven’t sinned enough yet!

Dressing for the GRANNY…oops GraMMY

The shoes are gorgeous! but the frill..baby doll...errrrr..naaaa

The shoes are gorgeous! but the frill..baby doll...errrrr..naaaa

you chose basil-soda to dress up in...and turn up looking popped!
you chose basil-soda to dress up in…and turn up looking popped!
weird, interesting and very eye catching...good work Paris, make Varsace proud!
weird, interesting and very eye catching…good work Paris, make Varsace proud!
they got in the color for the male bandwagon...band literally they were!
they got in the color for the male bandwagon…band literally they were!

why does the whole workshop have to be translated into a dress!

why does the whole workshop have to be translated into a dress!

and now wait for the oscars!

Reality of boyfriends!

 

Now the American reality queen, Paris Hilton, says she can find friendship but not love on TV. “I’ve been offered to do one of those dating shows and I don’t like that idea, I thought it would be much better to find a friend rather than a lover,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.

 

I wonder, if she’s looking for love, lust or just plain jane sex, and why after all exploring all the mediums with her bedded trysts she refrains the ordinary man of such entertainment!

Metal D!

 

The Dev D rockstar, the new kid on the block and one of the few actors in Bollywood, is leaving the film-city for New York. Sigh! Sulk! Morn! And finally I weep!

Yes, Abhay Deol is heading to hit the education is the country already hit with broken dreams. He says, “Melting metal at 60,000 degrees Fahrenheit is very therapeutic. It’s as cathartic as living out the anguish of Dev D.”  

Why, why, why is what most women would ask! The student of the Arts Students League of New York, responds, “I am here in New York to stay. It’s not as easy as it sounds; it was a hard decision to take. Traveling back and forth will take a lot of time and money. But I needed to get away. Acting is my primary passion. But there’s so much more to do in life. In Mumbai I was getting caught in a rut.”

But these bitter tears can be condoled by the scanty line up of projects he still has in Mumbai, which will promise at least some visits to India, even though they’ll be rare and erratic!

Ain’t posh enough?

 

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has confessed that she feels like a gay man. 

The stunner said that she loves being in the company of homosexual men because she has “more in common” with them.

“I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out!” The Daily Star quoted Victoria, as telling the Italian Vanity Fair.

Now I wonder if this spurs from her company at home.

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